So, I think I’m one of the only people on this planet that really doesn’t care about this Harry Potter book coming out. I know it’s great that this book gets kids reading, but it’s even better its ending. It think it’s time for something new.

Now, I thought it would be fun to create some FAKE spoilers. Please, if you comment don’t post the real one. I don’t care but I don’t want to be that guy.

Spoiler #1
Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort square off in a really boring game of quidditch where the Golden Snitch never gets caught.

Spoiler #2
Voldemort and Harry decide to settle their quarrels at the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest where they both end up crushing Joey Chestnut’s record of 66 hot dogs.Harry ends up tying Voldy with 69 dogs but ultimately loosing because he couldn’t hold it down.Harry has to now marry Snapes.